και για τα τραγούδια"

και για τα τραγούδια"

Τετάρτη, 28 Ιανουαρίου 2009

The Mom song!

Απίστευτη ερμηνεία και ούτε που ξέρουμε το όνομα της αγέρωχης αυτή "μαμάς". Με το μπικουτί στο μαλλί και το ύφος δέκα στρατηγών!
Μαμά με τα όλα της.
Προσαρμοσμένοι στίχοι-τι στίχοι, κατεβατός χωρίς ανάσα, για να περιγράψει το ιερό έργο που επιτελούν οι μαμάδες, πάνω στην Ουβερτούρα του Ροσσίνι από την όπερα "Γουλιέλμος Τέλλος"
- Γιατί έφτιαξε ο θεός τις μαμάδες;
- Γιατί δεν μπορεί να είναι παντού.
The Mom song λοιπόν.





The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!
Ναι αλλά εχουμε αντεπίθεση από την οπτοκή του παιδιού.




Kid’s Version of the Mom Song


I am up, I am up, I’m up and dressed
Can I wear this, am I cute, are the boys impressed
Where’s my clothes and my shoes and my backpack at
And, Yes I’m wearing that
No mom, no OJ, where’s the pop tarts at
Where’s my lunch, eww gross, do I look fat?
After school bring me a snack when I get back
And then its homework until I collapse
Watch some TV shows, to us teens it’s the most important thing of all
Get my TIVO for set up for gossip girls—the coolest show of all
Please remember not to come downstairs when my friends are over here
Just stay upstairs all the time so when we gossip you will not hear
TTYL, Not now, Im coming, can you drive me there
Close my door, Get out! Please don’t touch mess up my hair
I said thank you, I don’t want to, please don’t bother me
There’s my cell phone, it’s a text, Ill have to BRB
LOL, cu later, take me to the mall
Wait one second I have to take this call.
That’s so chill, so cool, oh mom please chillax
ROTFL, oh please dad just relax
I hear breathing mom, is that you on my call
While you’re here though can I have money for the mall
Hi mom, its me, Im over at sandy’s
and I’m wondering if I can spend the night? We’re watching movies And yes, Sandy’s mom is also here right now,
talk to her, oh maybe she’s in the shower so im not sure how.
Oh man what If my parents catch me
there are some things that we do that all parents cant see
I forgot my homework, what I’m grounded, oh you are so unfair
Were you never young, you’re the worst, and you are always late to day care
Do I have to, I don’t want to, can I have some money
Not a boyfriend, we’re just friends, just an FWB
You don’t get me, your so lame, can you drop me off here
I don’t want my friends to see you near
My day was fine, and my test was just ok
ill never be like you, my kids will be great
don’t read my diary, just give me my privacy
Can I go to the dance, I wont get an STD
Oh and about parents who patrol
about Parental controls
they don’t really work
We know when you lurk
And often cover up
With fake homework
Or IM our friends red parents alert
So I want to tell you that when we say that we hate you
We know
you really want to keep us safe
But can I just make our case
Sometimes we just want a little freedom from your rules
And when you nag us, and tell us to
Take out the trash and clean dog poo
Our only course of action is to roll our eyes at you
Mom!
Brush my teeth, wash my face, fight with mom
Text my friends, ask for money, put my retainer on
I guess its true, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s nags never end
Can I have a later curfew
I need it, just trust me, everyone else does it too
Hey mom hey mom hey mom hey mom, hey mom
I love you, I do, Even though I never tell you!